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DTL

I'm Willing To have An Argument With Anyone About Anyhting

Whatever side you put, I'll argue against it vehemently...

Gotta talk about summat eh?

If no-one takes up my offer, then my argument: "You're all a bunch of fuckholes!" will begin tomorrow...
Thom

Italians are dead good and nice.
tony_p

This is great. I'll second that.
TheBear

Yeah they seem to know where its at with their cooking. I mean pizza's are lovely!
DTL

Bollocks!

Those fucking greasy Wop fucks want bumming... No they actually DO want bumming, cos they're all hairdressing gays an' that. They can't play football either...

Pizza's just a fucking glorified cheese on toast innit?

OMG WTF LOLZORDS!
tony_p

Surprised Surprised Surprised
DTL

Crazy Racist!
Thom

Argument 2: Strongbow is dead nice.
tony_p

What the fuck? Who's a racist?
TheBear

yeah strongbow, best cider ever!
DTL

It's OK if you want to be a fucking great tart and not get arsefaced... If however you're a ledge likemyslef then you'll neck 3L of Zeppers and go twat some cunts who listen to genres of music with names even shitter than the music...
will

jazz is shit
DTL

Not as rubbish as Dark Side of The Moon you fuckhole!
tony_p

Danny's not in a good mood today. Smile
DTL

I'm in a fucking glowing mood today me! I mugged a pensioner so I'm set for the weekend now.
Keld

I suggest your mum is a shit shag ... I would be interested to hear your argument disproving this.
thebeacon

DTL wrote:
I'm in a fucking glowing mood today me! I mugged a pensioner so I'm set for the weekend now.


about that.....my nan wants her £7.60 back you robbin twat!
DTL

This is St Helens you melv... course I've had her!

She's better than yours anyway... she just lay there like a sack o' spuds.


thebeacon

I have no come back for seth holding a ferret!
tony_p

Danny, tell your mother I like butter on my toast not jam!
DTL

UR DED M8
thebeacon

the pent is mightier than the sword Laughing
DTL



Not all swords...
señor goggins

next argument: that band "the loungs" are proper good
DTL

It all starts promisingly enough, in a spacious and Paint It Black kind of way, simple and vaguely threatening (“I’m gonna take your girl away from you) and then ruins it all with a fucking awful trumpet-imitating keyboardy OI kind of thing which screams Agadoo and for those of you too young to know what that signifies, this is not good. Fuck only knows what conception the NME has these days when it comes to classing something as “crazed” but how this relates to debut single by The Loungs we can’t be sure. Maybe crazy as in pointless. 'Seen My Baby Dancing' is a quick blast of quirky nearly ska with Beach Boys harmonies, its length being its sole quality.
will

that's not your argument, that's some website bloke's review
DTL

You're a fuckwit.
will

i'm not going to argue with that
thebeacon

Fox hunting is great, kill them red mother fuckers!
DTL

Too easy...

All fox hunters are fucking posh fucking cunts who should be hunted then we can burn all their antiques and raid their wine cellars. And maybe have our wicked way with their daughters.
BigKiv

I put it you that you cannot spell anything.
DTL

It's a wole new craiz that yo wuldn't kno anythig aboyut mian! It's Jazz Spellign innit?

Pft! What a doofus!
thebeacon

You fucking hippy, you just don't like it coz you're a commoner and feel hard done by because you aint rich!

Hippy hunting sounds far more plausible.....the fucking smelly, ignorant, jobless, pointless cretins - save the animals, FUCK OFF! why don't they fight for something with a point to it....like killing teenage mothers or outlawing religion?!. i'll tell you why, coz they are fucking wimps who hate to deal with real issues, like the fact they have smoked so much dope since leaving oxford that they can only just about remember what their 1st's where in....cunts!

KILL FOXES, IF YOU DONT THE IDIOTS WILL WIN
DTL

Kill Hippies AND the Toffs... AND The Middle Classes...

Infact everyone who isn't me should be deaded soon.
TheBear

DTL wrote:
And maybe have our wicked way with their daughters.


. .. who are also their sisters and mothers at the same time. In fact some of those jodphur wearing twat baskets are that inbred they're their own dad
DTL

Says you you St Helens Woolyback!
BigKiv

Sez you st helens woolyfront!
Keld

DTL wrote:
This is St Helens you melv... course I've had her!

She's better than yours anyway... she just lay there like a sack o' spuds.





Thats me told!
TheBear

DTL wrote:
Says you you St Helens Woolyback!


I'm from posh nogs me mate!
DTL

Balls you inbred bastards!

I was born in Wire me man! Proper fucking gay like!
DTL

Yer all Cunts!
john dixon

i fancy my sister!!!
TheBear

Urrrgh thats disgustin. . . . She's a right ugly bitch!

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