Keld
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Fucking Weatherseal!!!Mother fucking cock ass mother fuckers Weatherseal keep fucking phoning us EVERYDAY to ask us if we woud change our windows how many would we change?!?!?! And when I tell them NONE ITS A FUCKING NEW PROPERTY AND WE'VE JUST MOVED IN they ask if we would consider getting a conservatory or patio doors ... ON AN APPARTMENT!!!
And yet they still call us everyday! This has been happening since about three days after we got our phone connected (ex-directory I might add) in Febuary.
So we've started asking them how they got the number and if they would please remove it from their database but they still keep ringing.
After they rang last night the misses said when they ask if they can speak to the home owner we should say "yes one moment ..." then just leave the phone on the side until they get pissed off and hang up.
So they just phoned now and she did just that but I was all like "fuck it I'm going getting a pen and I'm gonna take their details". So I went and got a pen and a piece of paper (this is going somewhere I promise).
Me: "Hello"
WS: "is this the home owner"
Me: "it is"
WS: "Hi my name is Jeff and I'm calling from Weatherseal. We're doing servays today in your area and I'd like to just ask you a few questions. If you were to change your windows how many would you change ..."
Me: "Can I just ask you a quick question first?"
WS: "Of course."
Me: "What are you wearing?"
WS: "... eh ..."
Me: "What are you wearing?"
WS: " ... what am I wearing?"
Me: "yeah what are you wearing? Do you like wearing womens underwear?"
WS: "...!!!"
*lots of big lols from me and the misses then hung up*
Mother fuckers ... now I hope they do keep phoning back as I dont think I will ever get bored of that!
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DTL
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Small things eh...
Anyone watch Neighbours?
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TheBear
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If any telesales people phone me up I just hang up as soon as ive sussed em. Not arsed. Im never gonna meet em am I, they're only gonna move on to the next person on the database, fuck em
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DTL
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I used to do telesales and when people did that I took it to heart and ended up spending 3 years in a "looney bin" cos I was manic depressive...
Thanks a lot Bear!
You could have at least called me a cunt!
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DTL
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If you want to stop em right... two words...
"COUNCIL HOUSE"
They'll fuck right off.
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TheBear
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| TheBear wrote: | | If any telesales people phone me up I just hang up as soon as ive sussed em. Not arsed. Im never gonna meet em am I, they're only gonna move on to the next person on the database, fuck em |
PS DTL is a cunt
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DTL
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Thankyou.
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