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tony_p

Chaos on the 319 from Ormskirk

Recently we've got a new bus driver for the hauling from St Helens to Ormskirk each week. The old guy retired and now we've got this new guy, who to say takes no prisoners is like saying the universe is slightly large.

Once he called out to everyone on the bus "Is anybody going to Rainford", nobody did so he decided to skip the place and head straight up. Man that was funny.

Today things really got interesting. Some dickhead was whinging to him (not a good idea considering his take no prisoners attitude don't forget) about pulling over at the bus station quicker and then the pair of them started arguing for five minutes. The driver said he couldn't park up because there was other buses coming in and this clown was still mouthing off at him for no apparent reason. Funny thing was the driver threatened to do him in once he got off the bus if he didn't shut it. It was all over nothing but it was damn funny.

Nothing really interesting happens on that bus so this is really a groundbreaking bit of news for the regulars on there.

Very Happy
Thom

I had a feta cheese and roasted veg wrap this morning, it were reet funny!
thebeacon

I coughed up a yellow/brown blob of lung in the shower this morning and spat it on the shower door, when i got out the shower i spotted it hadn't moved

It was reet funny too
tony_p

Surprised
TheBear

I was on a bus coming down prescot road once. It was icy and the driver was going way too fast going round that slight bend at top nogs, imagine my surprise and terror when the buses back end flipped out and we were literally travellin sideways for about 100 yards, not reet funny
Chubby Checker

i went on a bus once and it took me home. It wasn't very funny really...
BigKiv

I fell out a bus once and that most certainly definately was not reet funny at all in the slightest by half whatsoever.
tony_p

Irrelevant I know, but I thought I'd let you know that the old driver, Dave, was back on today. He must have booked last week off. However, I don't think it will be long before the guy finishes and the young maverick takes over for good. That young guy has got issues...and not of What Car magazine!
DTL

OOER CRIPES!

LOLZ...

WAT DO U GET WEN U X A BUS DRIVER AND A TAXI DRIVER?


PHIL DIN.... GEDDIT? LOLZ....
thebeacon

Who reckons this loose cannon bus driver of tonys sits there listening to 'danger zone' off the topgun soundtrack?
tony_p

Surprised
RicMcToo-Cool

Chaos!

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